Never Stop Dreaming

royalrunes:

So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.

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minatobaby:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

THOR

THOR IS THAT YOU

THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Reblogged 21 minutes ago from yendys643

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How not to be discovered by the ugly Facebook monsters

nayatrollvera:

Step one: Go to your blog settings.

Step two: Make sure these boxes are unchecked.

Don’t forget to save!

Step three: Go to your preferences at the top of your page.

Step four:

MAKE SURE THIS BOX IS UNCHECKED. Or else people who want to look you up will find you. If this box is unchecked, people won’t be able to find your blog through your email address.

Step five:

Tadaaaah!

Reblogged 21 minutes ago from astudyinstuff

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The Duck And The Kangaroo
Tom Hiddleston

holy-hiddles-batman:

buzz-hiddlesworth:

Tom Hiddleston and Helena Bonham Carter – The Duck And The Kangaroo

i cant deal withj thiaskjdaf

Reblogged 24 minutes ago from iamlokilocked

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CATHY OMG,

Odin Allfather: God of Parenting

Odin: Now, young children of mine, here's all the reasons why frost giants are evil, nasty, terrible creatures who don't deserve to live. Not even a little bit.
Thor: Cool! I'm gonna kill them all when I grow up to be king!
Loki: Me too!
Odin: You guys rock. By the way, I'm not going to tell you flat-out that Thor gets the throne - let's just say you were both born to be kings. Yes. Seems best.
- LATER ON -
Loki: Jesus Christ, Thor is just fucking shit up left right and center.
Thor: LOOOOL HAMMER WAR THUMP WEE!
Loki: Good thing we're equals, and all. Both born kings, and all. BOTH ASGARDIANS, AND ALL.
Friends of Thor: Shut up, Loki, you're just jealous and want Thor's throne.
Loki: ...I kind of never said that.
Loki: By the way, can anyone tell me why I'm blue?
- SO AFTER THOR GETS SENT TO EARTH -
Odin: Son, you're adopted.
Loki: WHAT.
Odin: Also you're a frost giant.
Loki: WHAT.
Odin: Of course, I may have raised you to hate frost giants...
Loki: WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND PRETEND I WASN'T A DIFFERENT SPECIES?
Odin: Um, political reasons.
Loki: SO WHEN YOU SAID WE'D BOTH BE KINGS...
Odin: I meant of a frosty, nasty planet you've only been to once while trying to attack your, um, cousins.
Loki:
Odin: Not that that'll ever happen, now that Thor's gone and fucked shit up.
Loki:
Odin: So you don't really have a use, now, and you're not even really Asgardian, so...
Loki:
Odin: Yeah. Probably should have told you sooner, eh?
Loki: YOU-
Odin: Odinsleep!
Loki: GODDAMMIT.
Loki: YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER, YOU KNOW THAT.
Loki: SHIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD.
Loki: YOU PROBABLY KILLED MY DAD.
Loki: GOD.

Reblogged 25 minutes ago from yendys643

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lol,

jamandfezzes:

Reblogged 27 minutes ago from buttsofasgard

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lollllll what just happened,

gamerbrent:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

LOVE this line.

Reblogged 28 minutes ago from yendys643

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daughterofdaria:

sprocketdrox:

cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo　

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

CATS ARE GREAT.